Lucy Pinder Topless Pictures are Nuts

01:03 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Lucy Pinder

I don't know how they do it, but the guys at Nuts magazine keep figuring out ways to get Lucy Pinder topless. What are their tricks? Are they buying her dinner? Taking her out to the movies? Maybe they told her that their camera could give her a simultaneous mamogram. Whatever it is, it's working, and I guess until I figure it out, I'll just have to defer to themto provide us with hot Lucy Pinder topless pictures like these.

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Don't Feed the Celebrities

12:59 PM, Filed under: Links

Be careful, Reese Witherspoon bites. (Socialite Life)

Funny video: If porn sites were actually strip clubs, they'd look like this. (CollegeHumor)

Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson are ready for their 80s lesbian wedding. (DListed)

Courtney Love is always nice to her fans. She still has fans? (Pink is the New Blog)

So Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have not broken up? I'm so confused/don't care. (PopSugar)

Olivia Wilde drives me... wild. (Popoholic)

Alyssa Milano and David Bulgiari are engaged. (Just Jared)

You know, I never actually noticed Heather Graham's eyes... (Goldenfiddle)

Paris Hilton and George Clooney!? Say it ain't so. (CityRag)

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Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures Make Me Jealous

12:02 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Kelly Brook

Bikini Week keeps on keepin' on, and it would seem that today is Couples Day, what with those Jenny McCarthy bikini pictures with Jim Carrey, and now these Kelly Brook bikini pictures with her boyfriend who I don't recognize, and am too lazy to research. The point is, I am neither in a sunny place, nor holding hands with a girl in a bikini, and it's starting to get to me.

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Jenny McCarthy Bikini Pictures Should Be More Entertaining

11:35 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Jenny McCarthy

Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey are probably some of the funniest people in Hollywood (or at least they used to be), so why are these Jenny McCarthy bikini pictures so boring? I'm not saying saying Jenny isn't hot, but come on, can't you give us something better than a walk along the beach? Hell, I'd even settle for a funny face from Jim Carrey at this point.

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Zhang Ziyi Topless Bikini Pictures

12:10 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Zhang Ziyi

Okay, so, I think you're really going to like these Zhang Ziyi topless bikini pictures. Firstly because it's Zhang Ziyi topless, and second, because her Israeli multi-millionaire boyfriend, Aviv Nevo has his face buried in her ass! Man, I knew Jews loved their Chinese food, but this is taking it to a whole new level.

Update: Larger images now available.

Photo credit: X17

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New Bling

11:46 AM, Filed under: Links

Rihanna got engaged. Again. (CityRag)

More about Britney Spears' vagina than you ever wanted to know. (DListed)

Madonna spreads her legs for Louis Vuitton. (Pink is the New Blog)

Lindsay Lohan started the year off with a bitch fight. (PopSugar)

Kate Beckinsale's sexiest photoshoot ever. (Popoholic)

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall are dunzo. (IDLYITW)

Patricia Arquette and Thomas Jane are also dunzo. (Just Jared)

Samantha Ronson always wears the same thing. Always. (Celebslam)

Rebecca Romijn birthed twins. (Socialite Life)

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Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, and Sheryl Crow are Bikini Friends

11:30 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Jennifer Aniston

The first week of the year is Bikini Week here on Egotastic! and today we've got the Friends gang, and some of their friends relaxing down in Cabo. Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox are still looking mighty fine in their bikinis, while Sheryl Crow is still kind of scary. I never liked her. Well, I liked that first song of hers, but I was a kid, so what did I know?

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AnnaLynne McCord Bikini Pictures are Back

02:11 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ AnnaLynne McCord

You gotta give it to AnnaLynne McCord, she's really going all out to get as much attention as she can. But in order to attain the status of "it girl," it takes a lot more than just a bunch of AnnaLynne McCord bikini pictures, and an AnnaLynne McCord nipple slip, or two. Or does it? No, actually, I think she's just about there.

Lots more pictures of AnnaLynne McCord in her tiny bikini after the jump.

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I Can See Kate Bosworth's Nipples

01:46 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Kate Bosworth

Kate Bosworth is on the cover of the new issue of Tank magazine, but it's what's inside that really caught our attention. I'm speaking, of course, about Kate Bosworth's nipples, which make quit the appearance in this issue, thanks to a very see-through blue top. Well done Kate, first nipples of 2009!

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Weekend Links

12:14 PM, Filed under: Links

Keeley Hazell is my #1 of 2008. (Popoholic)

Cute Vanessa Hudgens look-alike college girl. (CollegeHumor)

Jennifer Metcalfe of Hollyoaks takes it off. (ZOO)

They Photoshopped the fuck out of Kelly Clarkson. (DListed)

Jennifer Garner is still pregnant. (Pink is the New Blog)

Not a good look for Ashlee Simpson. (PopSugar)

Katie Holmes loves her ugly jeans. (Just Jared)

John Travolta's 16-year-old son, Jett, has died. (Socialite Life)

Spend a year with Avril Lavigne. (CityRag)

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Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pictures

11:49 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Kristin Cavallari

Oh look. It's everyone's favourite attention-starved, reality T V dropout, Kristin Cavallari. Remember when was "the shit" back when she was actually on TV. She made LC's life hell. Now LC gets paid tons of money and Kristin gets, well, none. But it's okay. Her daddy's still rich, and none of those bimbos ever really needed to get a job in the first place. Still, Kristin does love the spotlight, which is why we have these Kristin Cavallari bikini pictures.

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Chloe Sevigny Bikini Pictures

10:21 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Chloe Sevigny

I'm not a huge fan of Chloe Sevigny, there's just something off about her. I think it's her face. But I've got to say, these Chloe Sevigny bikini pictures are alright. Especially considering some of the interesing poses we have her caught in. Oh, and she has a pretty killer body.

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Lindsay Lohan Bikini Pictures Start a New Year

12:26 PM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Lindsay Lohan

I'm not sure if starting off the year with Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures is a portent of things to come, seeing as ho we most likely started off the last year with a Lindsay Lohan bikini post, but fates be damned, it really can't get much worse than 2008. Here's hoping that 2009 kicks some serious ass! Happy New Year. I'm going to get breakfast.

Oh, and Lindsay's lookin' awful skinny these days, eh?

Photo credit: Splash News

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Kelly Brook Bikini Pictures Are Actually Hot

11:29 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Kelly Brook

The bikini pictures have been a bit on the old side lately. Hot old chicks, but still, old. Yes, over 35 is old. Deal with it. Anyway, here are some hot Kelly Brook bikini pictures. I'm pretty sure she's not over 35. If she is then my whole world view is falling apart. Anyway, her boyfriend sure is lucky, cpping a feel in the water...

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Stephanie Seymour Bikini Pictures Back in Blue

11:19 AM, Filed under: Celebrities \ Stephanie Seymour

The bikini parade continues with more of the slightly-over-the-hill-but-still-very-doable Stephanie Seymour. What the hell am I talking about!? If you saw Stephanie Seymour in a bikini on the beach standing in front of you, your jaw would hit the floor. She really does look amazing. Top quality MILF.

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