Kim Kardashian in a Bikini on Twitter

10:37 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is pretty annoying. I wouldn't even be posting this if she didn't have big boobs and look good in a bikini, but she does, so here's a Kim Kardashian bikini picture she posted on Twitter. Is this really what the guys at Twitter had in mind when they started that site? I don't know. I think they envisioned a world where everybody told the world about the sandwich they just ate. I guess Kim Kardashian in a bikini is better.

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Kim Kardashian Wins Halloween

12:38 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

I hate to say it, but I think Kim Kardashian (and her massive cleavage) wins best Halloween costume. No matter what you tihnk about how useless and irrelevant she is, you've got to admit she looks pretty hot in that Jasmine costume from Disney's Aladin. In fact, aside from the ridiculously tiny waste of the animated version, she looks practically identical to the cartoon charater. If you think about it, it's actually pretty scary. So I guess that means Kim Kardashian wins both hottest, and scariest Halloween costume. What the fuck is the world coming to!?

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Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures from FHM South Africa

11:02 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

Yes, she's got a good interesting body, but how in the hell is Kim Kardashian famous enough to be on the cover of FHM South Africa? Yes, I would expect her to be on the cover FHM South Beach, but there is no logical explanation for why Kim Kardashian is famous in the US, let alone anywhere else around the world. Whatever. At least we get some Kim Kardashian bikini pictures out of it.

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Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures Want Attention

11:43 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian has been out of the spotlight lately, so naturally, she decided to post some bikini pictures on her website. Or one of the guys who actually runs her website decided they should post some Kim Kardashian bikini pictures. Either way, somebody's looking for attention.

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Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures are Alright, I Guess

12:01 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

Here's Kim Kardashian doing some stuff in her bikini. It's Friday, and I don't care to get more detailed than that. I believe for most of you it's a long weekend, so why you're even inside reading this when you should be outside enjoying the weather is beyond me. Anyways, Kim Kardashian bikini pictures blah blah blah.

Photo credit: Startraks

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Kim Kardashian is a Little Underdressed

11:44 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

I'm not sure what exactly the dress code was at whatever party it is that Kim Kardashian is at with Michelle Trachtenberg and Emmy Rossum, but I believe she might be a bit underdressed. Not that I have any real problem with Kim Kardashian in a bikini, but it's about standards. And, you know, not flashing your tits all around town like some fame-hungry, attention-craving, desperate media whore. Actually, I'm just annoyed that Michelle and Emmy weren't in bikinis too.

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Why is Kourtney Kardashian in Maxim?

03:35 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

It's no wonder Maxim magazine is going out of print, and moving exclusively to the web. With features like this one on Kourtney Kardashian, who would ever pick up the magazine? Now, admittedly, as far as Kardashians go, Kourtney (OMG I hate how she spells her name!) is definitely a step up from that giant Kong Kardashian thing, but come on, she doesn't even have a sex tape! If I wasn't so desperate for content, you can bet your ass these pictures would never have made it onto this blog. Ugh.

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Cleaning Up Kim Kardashian's Cottage Cheese is Complex

10:23 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

We all know that magazines Photoshop the pictures they publish, but it's not everyday you get to see a before and after comparison. But thanks to a mistake made by Complex magazine on their website, that was caught by Animal NY, we've got this shot of Kim Kardashian and her cottage cheese thighs before and after they photoshopped her. Apparently, someone uploaded the un-retouched photo to the Complex site before realizing, and replacing the image with the Photoshopped version, which has also since been removed.

So what are the changes? Well, besides cleaning up Kim's cellulite, they also sucked in her tummy, cleaned up the hair on her forehead, and even lightened her skin.

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Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures from GQ

01:18 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

Looking at these Kim Kardashian bikini pictures from the new issue of GQ, I can't help but think that the magazine doesn't really give a crap about the current economic crisis. You've got Kim, and her boyfriend, Reggie Bush, lounging by the pool, lying on top of a $100,000 Audi R8, and relaxing in their unforclosed home. And then there's the fact that this recession obviously hasn't hit Kim Kardashian's ass. It's just a little insensitive, is all.

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Kim Kardashian Bikini Pictures Are Alright

01:51 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Kim Kardashian

Kim Kardashian is pretty useless overall, but she does fill out a bikini pretty well, what with that giant ass, and those mega boobs. No, there's nothing particularly revolutionary about these particular Kim Kardashian bikini pictures, but as Kim Kardashian bikini pictures go, these are actually pretty good. And for once, she's not annoying the crap out of me. Go figure.

Photo credit: INF Photo

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