Megan Fox Goes Spread Eagle in The New York Times - That'll Save the Newspaper Industry

11:01 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Megan Fox

So last week I posted one of these really hot Megan Fox lingerie pictures, that are actually from the New York Times, of all places. You know, I think maybe this just might be the way to save the newspaper. After all, if you can't sell a newspaper with hot pictures of Megan Fox going spread eagle, well then you just can't sell a newspaper. Of course, it might have been more effective if these weren't all outtakes. And speaking of Megan Fox going spread eagle, I think she should spread her legs while wearing a naughty ballerina outfit in every picture she does from now on.

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Megan Fox in Lingerie is Fine By Me

11:08 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Megan Fox

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, Megan Fox is annoying. She's also talentless, and I know a lot of you guys don't like it when I give her attention. But like I've said before, being hot trumps all that, and as you can plainly see in this Megan Fox lingerie picture, she is very, very hot. So what am I supposed to do? Not post the picture? No, I post the picture, but then make fun of her for having the same IQ and personality as the breast implants.

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Sexy Megan Fox Rolling Stones Outtakes

11:19 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Megan Fox

Personally, I like a girl you can have a proper conversation with. It doesn't matter how hot she is, looks don't last, and if you want to spend the rest of your life with someone, you're going to need something to talk about. That being said, I wouldn't mind spending a month with Megan Fox where she says absolutely nothing at all. Because lets face it, Megan Fox says some of the most retarded things, but she's so ridiculously hot, as you can plainly see from these Rolling Stone magazine outtakes (not that you really needed more proof). I really think they should bring back silent movies. Just so we can look at Megan without having to hear her speak.

Lots and lots and lots more super hot Megan Fox pictures after the jump.

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Full Length Megan Fox Lesbian Kiss Video with Amanda Seyfried

05:03 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Megan Fox

I won't even bother asking if you went to see Jennifer's Body, because judging by the box office returns, no one did. But it looks like that Megan Fox lesbian kiss with Amanda Seyfried is a whole hell of a lot hotter than we were led to believe in that short clip we posted last week. It's longer, it's hotter, and by the way, there's tongue. Yeah. So here it is, in all it's compressed, crappy cam quality: The full length Megan Fox lesbian kiss with Amanda Seyfried. This is definitely one movie that I can't wait to see in Blu-Ray!

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Full Length Megan Fox Lesbian Kiss Video with Amanda Seyfried

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Megan Fox Sucks. Hard.

12:27 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Megan Fox

You know, I'm kinda happy to be writing that even after the massive marketing push behind Megan Fox's new movie, Jennifer's Body, including a look at Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried's lesbian kiss, the movie opened in 5th place with a really, really, really shitty $6.8 Million. It got beaten, hard, by a movie about computer generated hamburgers falling from the sky. It even got beaten by a Tyler Perry movie that's already been out 2 weeks. So why am I happy that Megan Fox's movie was a complete and utter bomb? Because I kinda hate Megan Fox. Sure, she's fuckin' hot, as evidenced by these Megan Fox cheerleader pictures, but she's also an idiot and a total bitch. Oh, and she can't act. And now it seems everybody knows it.

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Megan Fox Should Be Seen, Not Heard

12:44 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Megan Fox

I'm not going to bother quoting whatever inane comments Megan Fox made in her interview with Rolling Stone. Listening to her speak is like getting a lobotamy with a dull grapefruit spoon. On the other hand, she's still really hot, and looking even hotter than normal in this photoshoot. I don't even know why they bother asking her questions. It's not like we could give a shit about what she "thinks."

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The Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried Kiss is Alright

12:31 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Megan Fox

There's been a lot of hype about the lesbian kiss between Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried in Jennifer's Body, and while it's still pretty awesome on a fantasy level, it doesn't quite deliver on the hype. This ain't Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair in Cruel Intentions, or Denise Richards and Neve Campbell in Wild Things. Hell, it's not even Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz in Vicky Christina Barcelona, which while hot, was brief. Which is what this kiss is too. Not that I'm complaining. Any Megan Fox lesbian action is more than welcome, especially when the other girl is Amanda Seyfried. I'd just like a little more for my money, you know?

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Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried Lesbian Kiss

Update: Egotastic! reader Riley writes in with some very interesting information about the kissing scene, and how what we see here is supposedly just a very small taste of the action, which happens to include tongue... Here's hoping!

The article and photos of the Megan Fox/Amanda Seyfried lesbian kissing pictures are inaccurate, in that in the actual movie itself, the kiss lasts for a good 30 seconds and even features some tongue action. obviously you were just posting what was given and commenting on that, but i think it's fair to tell your readers (most of whom probably haven't seen Jennifer's Body yet) that the kiss in the film is waaay longer and waaay hotter.

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No Megan Fox Sex Tape or Nude Scenes Anytime Soon

12:20 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Megan Fox

In case you were hoping to see Megan Fox nude, or a Megan Fox sex tape anytime soon, you might not want to hold your breath. She told Us magazine that she's basically way too vain to ever go naked on film, because she doesn't want to look like a "hippo having sex."

"Ugh, never!" the Jennifer's Body star, 23, tells MTV News. "That's the last thing I want to see — what I look like having sex. It would take one shot of me not looking good and I would not be able to have sex ever again, because I would always just see myself looking like a hippo having sex."

"I can't ever imagine myself doing nudity in a film," she says. "It lives forever, especially now, with the Internet. I just can't. I just can't."

She says she's still miffed after 2008 photos that surfaced of her wearing flesh-colored underwear on the Jennifer's Body set.

"People take everything from you when you're in this business. Your anonymity is stripped from you," she says. "They invade every part of your personal life, your relationships. Everything you say gets judged, everything you do gets judged. Literally all I have left are my private parts and I don't want to also share them with the world. I'd like to keep them private. That's why they're called that!"

Right. We'll see how much her tone changes when no one gives a crap about her in a few years. Then we'll see just how "private" she wants to be. Oh, and those pictures of Megan Fox in flesh-coloured underwear? Yeah, that was me!

Here are some extra large shots of Megan rolling around in various states of undress, being all private, from her Esquire shoot from earlier this year.

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Megan Fox Topless in Jennifer's Body Trailer

06:40 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Megan Fox

You may remember those Megan Fox topless pictures we posted a while back... Of course you do, it was Megan Fox topless! And you may remember we talked about Megan Fox's topless lesbian love scene with Amanda Seyfried in her new movie Jennifer's Body... Well, the Red Band Trailer for Jennifer's Body is out now, and if you don't know what "Red Band" means, it means naughty! As in swearing, nudity, and probably as much of Megan Fox topless as you're actually going to see in the whole movie. They always put all the best bits in the trailer.

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Megan Fox Topless in Jennifers Body Trailer Video

And just to save you from clicking on the link to view the original post of Megan Fox topless pictures, you can find those Megan Fox topless pictures right here.

Photo credit: Flynet

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Megan Fox Cameltoe Pictures

11:08 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Megan Fox

I never thought that Megan Fox in sweat pants would be hotter than Megan Fox in a barely-there dress, but when those sweat pants are showing off some major Megan Fox Cameltoe, well, yeah, sweatpants FTW!

Photo credit: bauergriffinonline.com

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