Mischa Barton's Cleavage is Sexy, The Rest, Not So Much

11:45 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton is filming scenes for an upcoming episode of Law & Order in which she plays a prostitute, and it would seem whoring herself out is well within Mischa's range. And while she has put on a few pounds recently (note the double chin), it looks like some of that extra weight went to where it counts. Yes, I'm talking about Mischa Barton's breasts, which seem to have gotten a few sizes bigger. Then again, it could all just be Hollywood magic, and a wonderbra, but if her ass is any indication, I'd like to believe it's all real. I just hope she didn't put that lollipop back in her mouth after it fell on the ground.

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Mischa Barton Looks Lovely in Lingerie

12:12 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton may be batshit crazy, but she's still hot (as is generally the case), and she proves it in her new movie, Homecoming (which like all other Mischa Barton movies has gone straight to DVD). Sadly, there's no we don't get to see Mischa Barton naked, as we've come to expect from her crappy attempts at a film career, but at least we ge some very nice shots of Mischa Barton in lingerie, and what is one hell of a push-up bra. Anyway, since I'm never going to actually pay to see a Mischa Barton movie in the theatre (as I'm sure you wouldn't either), it really is that much more convenient that all her crappy movies go straight to DVD.

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Mischa Barton Lingerie Video from Homecoming

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I Can See Mischa Barton's Nipples

12:04 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Mischa Barton

After all the craziness that Mischa Barton has been through the past few weeks, including being held in the hospital for psychiatric observation, you'd think I'd take it easy on her. Well, you'd be wrong. Just because she had a nervous breakdown, doesn't mean I'm going to ignore these pictures in which Mischa Barton's nipples are clearly visible. Lesson number one when leaving the crazy bin should probably be "wear a bra when your shirt is see-through," but this is Mischa Barton we're talking about after all.

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Mischa Barton Nude Videos from Assasination of a High School President

01:15 PM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Mischa Barton

I'm not sure if I ever mentioned this, but one of Mischa Barton's reorted nude scenes was to be in a movie called Assasination of a High School President. A lot of time passed, and like most Mischa Barton movies, this one wasn't released in theatres, or even DVD for that matter, so I basically forgot about it (like most people have forgotten about Mischa Barton). But now, thanks to what appears to be a Russian TV station, we have these Mischa Barton nude videos from Assasination of a High School President. So, um, yay?

How much must it suck for Mischa Barton when getting naked can't even get her a proper DVD release?

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Mischa Barton: Still Sexy, Still Useless

02:27 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton is still trying her darndest to be relevant, but I'm not buying it. And despite her best efforts, and some new sexy pictures in the March issue of FHM magazine, I don't think the Brits will buy it either. America got tired of her, so she's giving it a shot across the pong, but even a Mischa Barton topless scene couldn't get her movie into theatres, so I'm really not sure what a magazine spread will do, but you gotta love Mischa for trying. Well, love, or pity. I always get those confused. Anyways, we'll keep our eye on her, because sooner or later we'll see her naked again, but until then, she's just coming off a little desperate.

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Mischa Barton Posted Bikini Pictures

11:42 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Mischa Barton

Wow! Mischa Barton is really scraping the bottom of the barrel when it comes to trying to get publicity. We've already seen her posing for staged "paparazzi" bikini pictures, and now she's posting bikini pictures on her website, in a bid to get attention. I guess I'm feeding her that attention, and normally I'd feel bad about that, but I don't this time, because I doubt it's actually the kind of attention she wants. Maybe she should focus on putting out a good movie instead, but what do I know?

She also need to learn how to properly compress photos for the web to avoid all that artifacting.

Link: Mischa Barton Posted Bikini Pictures

Another Mischa Barton Nipple Slip

03:47 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Mischa Barton

Either Mischa Barton absolutely hates bras, or she loves showing off her tits, because this is the second Mischa Barton nipple slip in as many days, and while I'm more than happy to look at her breasts, I have to wonder if Mischa Barton even understands the concept of clothing. In point of fact, however, this Mischa Barton nipple slip actually happened a day or so before the Mischa Barton nipple slip we saw yesterday, but the fact remains, there's either something very wrong, or very right with this girl.

This one's a little harder to see, because Mischa's hair gets in the way in some shots, but go digging, and you're sure to find some nice surprises.

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A Drunk Mischa Barton Nipple Slip

10:46 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton is in London for Fashion Week, and because she likes to pretend she's British. Mischa Barton also likes to get drunk, from the looks of these pictures, and when Mischa gets drunk, you're pretty sure to get a Mischa Barton nipple slip. Of course, she's probably doing it on purpose, since no one cares about her anymore, and that's just fine by me, but really, would a little bit of self respect kill you, Mischa? Or a bra?

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Mischa Barton Bikini Pictures: Another Pathetic Attempt at Publicity

02:20 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Mischa Barton

Well, what do we have here? Why it's a set of Mischa Barton bikini pictures. I guess Mischa wants some more publicity. But we've got a little something extra in this set: Her boob is falling out of her bikini top (nice!). Oh, and this time she's even roped her boyfriend into it, and turned into a softcore photoshoot.

Of course, Mischa is obviously trying to breathe life into her dying career, which is, I guess, why we've been seeing so many Mischa Barton bikini pictures lately. She hasn't had a hit since season 1 of The O.C., and even those Mischa Barton nude scenes couldn't help resurrect her resume, especially with all her films going straight to video.

Of course, if Mischa really insists on wearing her bikini all the time, or doing nude scenes, I don't suppose I can stop her...

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Mischa Barton Topless in Nylon Magazine

04:04 AM, Filed under: Home \ Celebrities \ Mischa Barton

The folks at Nylon magazine were kind enough to inform us that Mischa Barton is topless in their August issue, and while I don't like giving out free publicity undeservedly, I think you'll agree that Mischa Baton topless pictures deserve a little publicity.

Now, it's true, there's really only one true topless shot in the bunch (and she's covererd), but there's lots of great under-boob action too, and who doesn't love that? And besides, it's not like we haven't seen Mischa Barton topless before...

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