Zoe Saldana Bikini Pictures Will Take Your Star Trek Fantasies to Warp Speed

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Okay all you Trekkies out there, get ready, because these Zoe Saldana bikini pictures from Details magazine will take your Uhura fantasies where no man has gone before. Or something like that. Now if we could just get Diora Baird back as the green Orion Slave girl in one of these outfits, that would really get my warp engines running. Anyway, I'm starting to run out of Star Trek pun, so, why don't you click on those pictures and beam yourself up, if you know what I'm talking about...

Okay, one more: These Zoe Saldana bikini pictures are fascinating. Yeah. I suck.

Link: Zoe Saldana Bikini Pictures Will Take Your Star Trek Fantasies to Warp Speed

Kim Kardashian in a Bikini on Twitter

10:37 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

Kim Kardashian is pretty annoying. I wouldn't even be posting this if she didn't have big boobs and look good in a bikini, but she does, so here's a Kim Kardashian bikini picture she posted on Twitter. Is this really what the guys at Twitter had in mind when they started that site? I don't know. I think they envisioned a world where everybody told the world about the sandwich they just ate. I guess Kim Kardashian in a bikini is better.

Link: Kim Kardashian in a Bikini on Twitter

Miranda Kerr Topless, Daisy Lowe Nude in Pirelli 2010 Calendar

05:05 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

Yeah. That's Miranda Kerr topless. And Daisy Lowe nude. And Rosie Huntigton-Whitely topless. And Marloes Horst nude. And a whole bunch of other naked Supermodels from the Pirelli 2010 Calendar. Yeah. You're gonna wanna hang this one up on your cubicle wall. Don't worry if your boss says it isn't safe for work. Just hit him in the nuts and step on his neck when he's down, because if he doesn't let you hang this calendar on your cubicle wall, he deserves to die. Nevermind the fact that you can't actually get a copy of this calendar because it's so "exclusive." I don't know how you'd ever get a copy. I mean, it's not like it'll be floating around everywhere on the Internet...

And don't forget to check out the Vanity Fair Pirelli preview we did a while back for lots more hot Supermodel nudity, plus a video.

2010 Pirelli Calendar Preview:

Behind the Scenes:

Link: Miranda Kerr Topless, Daisy Lowe Nude in Pirelli 2010 Calendar

Minka Kelly Bikini Pictures

04:09 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

Yeah, you read that title right, it said Minka Kelly bikini pictures. And yes, they're just as hot as you hoped they'd be. And yes, that's Derek Jeter, Minka's boyfriend, and one lucky sonofabitch. I think you'll agree that it's high time Minka got a new job, now that there's no more Friday Night Lights. I'd suggest any role that has Minka as a stripper, prositute, sex addict, or bikini model. Okay fine, I can do without the bikini model role. But only because we have these bikini pictures.

Oh, and I like to believe that in that last picture, Minka's giving old Derek a nice little underwater treat. Well, actually, I'd like to pretend that she's giving me a nice little underwater treat...

Photo credit: Fame

Link: Minka Kelly Bikini Pictures

Of Course Bar Refaeli Looks Good in Lingerie

10:40 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

In case you were wondering, yes, Bar Refaeli still looks amazing in lingerie. Not that anyone was expecting her not to still look great, but you never know, you know. Anyway, here she is modelling Passionata, and looking better than any woman you'll ever be with. Don't you just love your life?

Link: Of Course Bar Refaeli Looks Good in Lingerie

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pictures

10:43 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

Hey, check out these Ashley Tisdale bikini pictures. Remember her? She's the girl from High School Musical who DIDN'T take naked cellphone pictures of herself and post them on the Internet. So that would be a no. I'm not even sure why I'm posting these pictures. Yes, she's hot, but on the fame meter, she's about a 2 right now. I suppose I've gone lower on the fame meter, but then they were higher on the hot meter.

Photo credit: Splash News

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Britney Spears Bikini Pictures Still Confuse

01:02 PM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

Britney Spears spent time with her kids on a boat in Sydney Harbour over the weekend, and you know what that means: Reluctantly posted Britney Spears bikini pictures. Though, I've got to say, in those pictures where she leaning over, and you can't see her face. Yeah, maybe.

Photo credit: pacificcoastnewsonline.com

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Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pictures Will Do

03:58 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

You know the drill, I post the Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures, you look at the Jennifer Aniston bikini pictures. It's not a new trick, but it works. The same for Jennifer Aniston herself. She's not new, but she'll do. In that yeah, she's getting on a bit, but she looks pretty good for however old (and boring) she is. And not to rub it in, but Brad Pitt really did make the right choise.

Photo credit: Splash News

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Jessica Gomes Bikini Pictures from FHM Portugal

01:23 PM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

Here are some ultrahot Jessica Gomes bikini pictures from FHM Portugal. As it turns out, Jessica Gomes is of Australian, Singaporean, and Portuguese heritage, so that explains A) why she's in FHM Portugal, and 2) why she's so redonkulously hot. I mean, there's your answer to world peace, right there. Instead of breeding ingrown racist, protectionist hicks around the world, everyone should make babies with people of completely different races. Then the whole world would be full of beautiful, exotic Supermodels, and everyone would be happy.

Link: Jessica Gomes Bikini Pictures from FHM Portugal

Marisa Miller: Bikini Instructor

11:54 AM, Filed under: Home \ Media Files \ Pictures \ Bikinis

It's kind of strange to think that you have to teach girls how to stand there and look hot in a bikini, but that's just what happened on America's Next Top Model last week when Supermodel Marisa Miller was brought on to teach the short girls how to pose in a bikini. Because it is rocket science, after all. Not that I'm complaining. It's just that sometimes people in the fashion industry, and especially Tyra, take themselves way too fucking seriously. That being said, Marisa Miller in a bikini should always be taken seriously.

Watch the Video:

Marisa Miller Bikini Video from America's Next Top Model

Link: Marisa Miller: Bikini Instructor